No REST for the wicked.

I tend to be an obsessive person.  I’ll get really excited about a technology, automation tool, open source library, or data related “thing”, and just be consumed for weeks, or months on end.  It happens with some games I play as well.  My wife, back when we were dating, even told me that she was fearful for a time that she was just another one of my obsessions that would fade.  (Don’t worry – we’re happily married!)

Lately I’ve been in between obsessions, and seem to be fishing around for some cool things to do.

Random aside – the words “I’m bored” you will NEVER hear me say.  Life is too short to stop learning, and the amount of things I do NOT know terrifies me.

Anyway, I completed a server build last Christmas, and I’ve been digging into some areas of network security that have been weak points for me.  Specifically a course on Pluralsight on Wireless Security.  Sure, taking care of the router at home is a trivial task for even the most average of IT people, but it was great learning about encryption IV’s stamped into the firmware of routers for the WPS feature.  I always disabled it because it “felt” insecure.  I’m a web developer, it’s not hard to imagine the myriad of techniques hackers use to compromise our precious data-driven websites.

My brother in law has been engrossed in Linux administration recently, and it’s got me thinking about my weak PowerShell and windows command prompt skills.  I’ve always been such a strongly typed .Net thinker that command line apps are giant “magic strings” for me – they almost feel dirty.  I won’t tag this post under code smell, but I’d love to go over magic strings in a later post, as I find them all the time and constantly have to refactor them.  I digress.

I feel like my brain has more control over me than I do over it.  (How’s that for meta-humor?)

But really.



So here’s my list of possible undertakings:

  • Buy a Raspberry Pi
  • Learn to Administer said Raspberry Pi via command line
  • Dig into system admin tasks for my Windows Server 2012 box so I can better understand the infrastructure side of IT
  • Hack my home WiFi with old, useless laptops, in the name of improving home security
  • Start shopping for new server components – do I want to build a new one the size of a shoebox?
  • VM a Linux box and just have fun learning that
  • Educate myself on Active Directory so I don’t appear like such a dolt to other IT admins
  • Continue my research into .Net based web scrapers, and see if I can spool up anything with .Net Core

The Pi’s have me really excited – I’m dying to set up a network of them so they can all talk to each other via RESTful HTTP calls.  Have I mentioned how much I love REST?  Using HTTP as it was originally intended – really helps to model out solution spaces for complex data services and Web API’s. I’ll go into that in another post, with concrete samples of how I’ve approached this in my own ASP.Net code.  I can imagine exploring the wonders of message queues and callback URI schedulers to coordinate automated tasks between the Pi’s – sending me texts throughout the day when one of them has finished scraping customer reviews for a product I’m researching.  I’d love to host a MongoDB node on one if it’s feasible!

I’m sure I’m missing a few from that list.  And I’ll watch a few movies and TV shows until something grabs a hold of my brain again.  Let’s just hope it’s not internet spaceships this time.

Today’s song is titled with this post.  It was wildly popular on the radio for awhile – I would still consider it more or less radio rock.  Generally people are pretty polarized on Cage the Elephant.

Ain’t no REST for the Wicked

Does this make your blood boil?

A group of professionals converse at a table, discussing a recent project delivery.  Amidst the banter, the following statement garners the attention of the room:

“You know, without us database guys, you developers wouldn’t have anything to develop!”

Chuckles all around, and a particularly opinionated business systems analyst comes back with:

“Without analysts to make any sense of your crappy data, nobody would care about your databases!”

The developers said nothing because, well, they’re developers.


Ever heard this kind of discussion?  I’ve witnessed a more serious version of it on more than one occasion.  In case you don’t know the appropriate response, let me go ahead and lay it out for you.

The quarterback on a football team huddles with the offensive side after making a play, and says to them:

“You know, if you guys didn’t have me throwing such great passes, this team would be nothing!”

How do you think they would respond?  How would you respond?

Being a team, then, by definition, none of them can fully execute a meaningful play without all roles and players allotted and focused on the goal.  Imagine the best quarterback in the world, throwing passes to middle school kids who are good at math, not football.  What’s the score of that game?

Naturally, the same analogy holds true for most sports – anything where specialized skill sets have to converge according to a common goal.

Of course, one of the lurking factors here is that each of these technical roles are compensated differently, but salaries are a matter of subjective compensation for a given skillset, negotiated according to geographic medians and other factors determined by payroll consultants and hiring managers.


“The database is king”?

“Nothing is more valuable than a company’s data”?

I honestly view these statements as a form of intellectual hubris.  

That may seem a bit harsh, so allow me to explain.  I’ve worked for companies where certain departments definitely had special treatment, but it’s one thing to receive that treatment and it’s quite another to believe in your soul that you are entitled to that treatment.

“Nothing is more valuable”?  Really? What about leadership inspiring purpose and pride in the hearts of thousands of employees?  What about a business product improving the lives and experiences of millions of humans across the globe?  How do you put a value on those things as compared to some bits on a hard drive?  (Any counter-argument here saying that those statements all require a database completely missed my point and should start re-reading this post from the beginning).

Now there are a couple things to which I will concede.  A company’s data, if managed well and correctly, can, and should stand the test of time.  A poorly designed database, will cripple the ability to wield it effectively, and in some cases, slowly and painfully degrade application innovation over the course of many years, and in some scenarios, many decades (I’m looking at you, AS/400). Speaking as an object-oriented thinker, nobody knows the pain of objected impedance mismatch more than myself.

I’m able to say with confidence that a company’s data is not its most valuable asset.  I’d stake my life on it – and it raises the question – what, then, is a company’s most important asset?


I’ll say it again – let it go down nice and smooth.

People are a company’s most valuable asset.

Not your product, not your data, not your dollars.

Your employees are the product innovators, the customer advocates, the value creators.  Data is one of many tools in the toolbox.  And, trust me, you don’t need to sell me on it’s importance.

While the discussion in my opener happened to be lighthearted – there are those who would fiercely debate points and counterpoints to it.  The essence of the discussion is a non value added proposition.  If you catch anyone engaging in this discussion, do yourself a favor.  Shut it down with logic and pragmatism.  Get the group talking about something more useful and exciting, like why you should shift gears like a samurai.

Alright, that’s enough of that.  Today’s artist/song is a callback to the title.  For awhile now, I’ve been itching for a good Rock sound similar to the Black Keys – and I’ve definitely found it in the Icelandic rock group Kaleo.  ‘Hot Blood’ is one of my favorite songs recently, and aptly describes what happens to me whenever I’m drawn into another pointless, futile question of, “Which is more important, the application or the database?”

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